Armed Forces Celebrate National Armed Forces Day With Free Downloads
Greetings, sinners!
Just a quick note from your friends here at AFMF HQ to let you know that we are celebrating National Armed Forces Day (it’s tomorrow, by the way)
by giving away free downloads of every single hit single from “The Rest Is Noise” over at our Bandcamp page. 
Why not take a moment on stock up a fantastic collection of free feel-good anthems and summertime blockbusters?
These songs come with a 100% “YOU WILL GET LAID BECAUSE OF THIS MUSIC OR YOUR MONEY BACK” guarantee…WOW!
(if you listen to the Armed Forces, these women will want to sex you)
And if you haven’t already, you’re gonna want to go ahead and keep up with us on Facebook and Twitter…next week will mark
not only the release of the latest hit single from AFMF, but also a heroic date with destiny/dance with the Devil. We don’t want to ruin the surprise, but
we will tell you this: Nashville’s favorite freedom fighters will be using the power and majesty of song to combat Evil
in a breathtaking, never-before-seen way.
Also, there will be brunch.
Fuck. Yeah. Seriously, stay tuned.
xoxoxo,
AFMF
